This blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.“ He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh,.. .. . .. .. .. "Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

Thanks Mr.Ducs

This is truly bipartisan

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family , so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so! we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' So the little boy! Goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.' The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.

     The little boy replies, 'The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit'.

      A recent FOX News Poll -- which examined changing voting dynamics -- found that 22 percent of voters have already hit the polls while 67 percent indicated they will vote on Election Day. 

Voter Polls "Why so Serious"

Bad, very bad Anaconda! Oh this is bad…..

 Pirate Gun! holly sh!t

Amazing Jesus the son of God

                       Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
             Bob has been missing since Friday.

      Three blondes were walking in the forest one day. They saw a set of tracks and started arguing over what kind of tracks they were.
The first blonde said, "I think they’re deer tracks!"
The second blonde said, "I think they’re dog tracks!"
The third blonde said, "Well, I think they’re cow tracks!"
They were still arguing when the train struck them.

I was just getting around to finishing some of the videos from over the summer. I have a ton of crap, so it takes a while to get a few good ones done. This clip is of my nephew Stephen, shooting one of my 45’s at the diamondback shooting range. He did a great job for his first time, I was very impressed.

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Chad H. sent in some amazing pictures a pair of albino elk.

 

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Biden Lies none stop until Barbra West quoted Karl Marx's credo: "From each according to his ability, to each according to his means" and asked how Obama's policy was different. Then Biden shits a brick….. Busted! Now the Obama campaign has shut down any access to the Obama / Biden ticket for this station, & interviewer.

"This cancellation is non-negotiable, and further opportunities for your station to interview with this campaign are unlikely, at best for the duration of the remaining days until the election," wrote Laura K. McGinnis, Central Florida communications director for the Obama campaign according to the Orlando Sentinel. …… Wow what a bunch of little bitches on the Barack Hussein Obama campaign.

How I found out about girls

            I heard once that every new piece of information that you soak in makes a new wrinkle on your brain. Well here is everything you ever wanted to know about the Mormon religion in one neat little cartoon. (I’m not here to pass judgment, but WTF?)

      Well it’s not like Christianity is that flipping clear either. For Christ sakes, there’s so many perversions of Christian religion. Form what started thousands of years ago to now, what we think of today. Many of the symbols & holidays were formed after Christianity as a way to take over many pagan religions.

Religion is a bit messed up at times, take Creationism for example.

 But not as F..ed up as Koran & Islam

Don’t even get me started on Scientology crap!

 I think that I will take Greek Mythology, or even older Egyptian Mythology as fact. It just makes me fell good.

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A little nostalgia from KJ about the Copper Clapper Capper.