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Saturday, November 29, 2008
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If you were this teen girls dad, & you saw what these teen boys video recorded and did to your little girl. What
would you do, (I don't think one of these kids would see the inside of a jail, they would never make it that far). F...ed-up prank gone to far.
• What happens when you take a 120 volts & wire it to your buddies door knob &
then soak the carpet with water? You become the biggest dick in the world! but it's funny (hell I didn't know the
guy)
With the Holidays here it's time to
pay close attention to the drinking, mostly your friends drinking. You don't want to miss an opportunity to screw with
a passed out friend.. this video has been around a while but still just as funny.
Friday, November 28, 2008
Black Friday is Over! What the hell is wrong with people? Here is a clip of dipshits
fighting over the last Xbox360 at Wally-World / WTF?
All ready with the Christmas wishes from CSM Lewis
The game is Left 4 Dead, the mission is to find 3 others playing on line that will help you complete each level like a team. If you really get into the game you might want to make sure you have “PEOPLE THAT YOU TRUST” to help you….. Here’s what happens when things go wrong. (NSFW audio) This
is the trust thing I was talking about above...
"CSM Lewis"
Last year at Thanksgiving, my
mom
went to my sister's house for the traditional
feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom
decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she
needed something from the store. When my sister
left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven,
removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,
and
inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the
turkey. She then placed the bird(s)
back in the
oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled
the turkey out of the
oven and proceeded to remove
the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something,
she reached
in and pulled out the little bird. With
a look of total shock on her face, my mother
exclaimed,
'Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant
bird!' At the reality of this horrifying news, my
sister started to cry. It took the family two hours
to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL!!!!!
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Happy Thanksgiving Sent
in by Flintgunr Who is really your best friend? Your Dog or your Wife? Ok check this out . I tried this & guess
what, It really works. 1. Look your spouse
& your dog in the trunk of your car. 2. Wait
one hour. 3. Open up the trunk
& see who is really happy to see you
Cliffy Da Pimp sent: BIRTHDAY REMINDER This week we celebrate a special
birthday! Monica Lewinsky turns 34. Can you believe it? It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and
knees, and putting everything in her mouth. They grow up so fast, don’t they?
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Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Thanksgiving from Wikipedia:
Thanksgiving Day, celebrated on the fourth Thursday in November, at the end of the harvest season, is an annual American Federal holiday to express thanks for one's material and spiritual possessions. The period from Thanksgiving Day to New Year's Day often is called the holiday season. Most people celebrate by gathering at home with family or friends for a holiday feast. Though the holiday's origins can be traced to harvest festivals that have been celebrated in many cultures since ancient times, the American holiday has religious undertones related to
the deliverance of the English settlers by Naive Americans after the brutal winter at Plymouth, Massachusetts.  also: The date and whereabouts of the first Thanksgiving celebration is a topic of modest contention. Though the earliest attested Thanksgiving celebration was on September 8, 1565
in what is now Saint Augustine, Florida, the traditional "first Thanksgiving" is venerated as having occurred at the site of Plymouth Plantation, in 1621.
Today, Thanksgiving is celebrated on the second Monday of October in Canada and on the fourth Thursday of November in the United States. Thanksgiving dinner is held on this day, usually as a gathering
of family members.
I posted a few jokes about Hispanics, for which I received a fare amount of hate mail.
So to make up for it I thought I would post a video depicting Latinos as the Spartan 300…. This should make everything
better…right?
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Deer hunting with a patrol car
CSM Lewis sent in Fishing Lesson "this is Bill Dance out takes"
the video is posted to Youtube by orsm.net (don't go to their website unless you like porn), but this video is safe, &
funny! more
for orsm
SPANISH WORDS OF THE DAY
CHEESE - Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
MUSHROOM
- When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
SHOULDER
- My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.
TEXAS
- My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
HERPES
- Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
JULY
- Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
WHEELCHAIR
- We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry, wheelchair.
CHICKEN
WING - My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
HARASSMENT -
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.
BISHOP
- My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
BODY WASH -
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
BRIEF - Maria fart in
my car and it stinkie so bad I could not brief.
Sunday, November 23, 2008
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