I have the best neighbors
in the world, they bought my Call of Duty “World at War” Just like all the Call of Duty games this is fun! ( I
am a game junkie) It’s hard to play when I still can’t focus for shit after the Lasik eye surgery.
I flip a lot of crap about
local union reps around the Northwest. Mostly because is pisses off family members. So when Cliffy-Da-pimp sent in this joke
I laughed my ass off….
A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one,
he asked the Madam, 'Is this a union house?' ‘No,’ she replied, 'I'm sorry it isn't.' 'Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the
girls get?' ‘The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,' she answered Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a
more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, ‘Why yes sir, this is a union house.
We observe all union rules.' The man asked, 'And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?' 'The girls get $80 and the house
gets $20.' ‘That’s more like it!' the union man said. He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room,
and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde. ‘I’d like her,' he said. 'I'm sure you would,
sir,' said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, 'but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next.'
What a colossal waste of time Jingle Bells done by micro wave
Had lasik eye surgery yesterday, & now I can’t see shit! It didn’t hurt & they keep telling me that my vision will improve over the next week. But everyone that I knew that had lasik told me
that their vision was almost perfect the next morning & out of all my friends I had by far the worst vision. I thought I would see a huge improvement (it doesn’t help that I am one the most impatient people in the world).
