I am done, just bought Fallout 3 yesterday. Came home turned the phones off, & locked the doors. I've been up almost 36 hours strait now. Don't really think I am going to stop playing anytime to soon. 

     The city Belleville and a Belleville police officer are being sued by a man who claims he was wrongfully arrested and charged with falsely impersonating a police officer after wearing a T-shirt with the word "POLICE" written across the front and back. (read)

     Guy invades old lady's house to rape the 88-year-old woman, who then grabbed him by the balls until he ran away and was quickly arrested? (read)

 Marbles from CSM Lewis

Immigration to the US {1820 to 2007}

from Ian Stevenson on Vimeo.

    • Blank IS ? (Google Search)

    • what did you do for Xmas (little JO time)

    • Wireless Power Cords "Yes you heard it here" I love the warning at the bottom.

    • This is why my English sucks the mostest. 

Now a Word from Nancy Pelosi

Bitchy Wife's Christmas sent in by CSM Lewis!

The Lie Detector

     John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases, it was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. That afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school he was over 2 hours late. 'Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?' asked John. 'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,' said Tommy. The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair. 'Son,' said John, 'this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school.' 'We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie.' said Tommy. 'What did you watch?' asked Marsha. 'The Ten Commandments.' answered Tommy.' The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair once more. With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, 'I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen.' 'I am ashamed of you, son,' said John. 'When I was your age, I never lied to my parents.' The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair. Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, 'Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!' With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.

Thanks Mr. Reynolds (Good One!)

    I found my new home, it's a little older than what I have been looking for. Built around 1212 by the Knights of the Teutonic Order. This place has history, what would be cooler than owning Vlad Tepes Castle? (Dracula's Castle). It is for sale, I only need another 40 million or so, then it's all mine. Check out the pictures & history of this place. "video here"

    Was watching a shootout on some B rated movie, & started thinking about good movie shootouts. Came up with a few: Tombstone (Doc Holliday). Open Range "you the one that shot our friend?", Heat (one of the longest shootouts), Rambo 4 (I know, but the 50cal was cool), The Matrix 1, & the LA shootout (for a real shootout that is).

WTF is with the Japanese?

Your Moment of Zen

Hell it was better than Thanksgiving!

 Mike 10-e sent in

How Do You Want to Go? or the other way?

Damn!

 From Ernie's

• Calvin & Hobbes help explain "the Financial Crisis"

• I like to stay around (BAC = 0.25 to 0.4 percent)

• UPS is Awesome!

Must read "Strange Universe" don't worry it has pictures.