* About Idaho....

 I just read the interview from Comples.com with Olivia Munn from G4 ATS, I have a thing for her. 

 

 

          Best part of the Q & A:

C: Are you sexually adventurous?
Olivia Munn: I can’t bring in another girl. I can’t have sex with people that I’m not emotionally attached to. And the thought of going down on a girl grosses me out. But if a guy says, like, “I want to stick this carrot in your ass,” I would be like, “Well…if that really turns you on….”

              You have to love this girl.....

    Here is the story: an email comes into 10-e.net, & it states that a 97 pond Rattlesnake was killed outside of Kamiah, Idaho not even 45 minutes from my home. 

You can't say we don't grow them big up here!!!
 
This Idaho Buzz Worm was recently killed just up the road a piece in Lawyers Canyon, about 6 miles NE of Greencreek, Idaho"

 

 

     Ok this is known as internet legend ( eRumor ), this is fine. The only problem is people treat it like a damn chain letter. Forwarding it on to everyone in their address book, without removing any of the previous email address from the original sender on. So by the time I receive the email, there is a list of names & email address from a few to hundreds of email address. Now what do I do? Should I add all those email address to a mailing list? Sign them all up for the latest penis enlargement? Or just the old staple of signing them all up for alternative lifestyle want adds. This just proves that if you don’t read it hear on 10-e.net then it most likely is not true.

 

the Car of your future! "2012 Pelosi GTxi SS/RT Sport Edition"

    One winter morning a husband and wife were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer Say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the Snowplows can get through." So the good wife went out and moved her car. A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." The good wife went out and moved her car again. The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting  12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...." Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?" With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time."

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                               UP & DOWN SEX
    At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day. The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat and started out on their adventure. They were riding down the river when there was a fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady, 'Do you want to go up or down?' All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made mad passionate love to the man right there in the boat! When they finished, the man couldn't believe what had just happened, but he had just experienced the best sex that he'd had in years. They fished for a while and continued on down the river, when soon they came upon another fork in the river. He again asked the lady , 'Up or down ?' There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild passionate love to him again. This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so he asked her to go fishing again the next day. She said yes and there they were the next day, riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in river, and the elderly gentleman asked, 'Up or down?' The woman replied, 'Down.' A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman guided the boat down the river when he came upon another fork in the river and he asked the lady, 'Up or down?' She replied, 'Up.' This really confused the gentleman so he asked, 'What's the deal? Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted to go up or down you made mad passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!' She replied, 'Well, yesterday I wasn't wearing my hearing aid and I thought the choices were “fuck or drown”

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     Still playing Fallout 3, can't stop to do updates.... Damn Game!

      Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling..' No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious senior walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked 'What are you sellin' here?' One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling ass-holes.' Wthout skipping a beat, the old timer said, 'You're doing well. Only two left.' Seniors - don't mess with them.          "Thanks Kieth"

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from Mike 10-e

 

 

       I've often been asked,'What do you old folks do now that you're retired?' Well...I'm fortunate to have a few friends who have chemical engineering backgrounds, and one of the things we enjoy most is turning beer, wine, bourbon, and martinis into urine.And, we're pretty damn good at it, too!

 What do deer think?
     Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter, was being interviewed by a French journalist and animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, 'What do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer before you shoot him? Is it, 'Are you my friend?' or is it 'Are you the one that killed my brother?' Nugent replied, 'Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, 'What am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away.    They are very much like the French. The interview ended at that point.