Hell, back in 1990, the Government seized the Mustang Ranch brothel in Nevada for
tax evasion and, as required by law, tried to run it. They failed and it closed. Now we are trusting the economy of
our country and our banking system to the same nit-wits who couldn't make money running a whore house and selling whiskey!"
*MrDucs*
Jose and Carlos are panhandlers...... They panhandle on different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only
collects 2 to 3 dollars every day. Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a
mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend. Carlos says to Jose "I work just as long and hard as you
do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?". Jose says, .... "Look at your sign,
what does it say"? Carlos' sign reads: "I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support." Jose says
"No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars." Carlos says... "So what does your sign sign say"? Jose
shows Carlos his sign...... It reads: "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico".
The
election is over. It is time to repair friendships with the other party.
Governor Sarah Palin is doing her part to do just that. The rest of the world cannot understand how, after bitter election campaigns, American politicians can kiss and make-up.
For instance, Gov. Palin has invited, to her great state of Alaska, the men who defeated her, Barack Obama and Joe Biden. She has set up a moose hunting trip for their enjoyment and hired three prominent experts in their field
to assist them. Dick Cheney will lead them on the hunt, Ted Kennedy will drive them back to their cabins each evening, and Bill Clinton will entertain their wives and daughters. What a lady! That Sarah is such a sport and thinks of everything! submitted
by Keith Johnson thanks for supporting Palin in 2012 Keith!
Spent way to much time on Hulu.com as of late.... you have to check out Dr Horrible's sing-along blog Aspiring super-villain Dr. Horrible (Neil Patrick Harris) wants to join the Evil League of Evil and win the girl of his dreams, but his nemesis, Captain Hammer (Nathan Fillion),
stops him at every turn in this three-part musical.
Political correctness - a new look . . . . The following is the winning entry in an annual contest at TexasA&MUniversity calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term:
This year's term was Political Correctness. The winner wrote: "Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream
media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end" R. J. Wiedemann LtCol. USMC Ret.
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000 (B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000. (C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services. Now
think about this: Guns:
(A) The number
of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. (Yes, that's 80 million..)
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188
Statistics courtesy of the FBI. So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do." FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR. Please alert your friends to this
alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand! Thanks Mike 10-e
This just scars the hell
out of me, this administration is not going to stop! Here is your headline “ A new day for Eric Holder; for you, it’s
back to ‘92” form the Examiner.com (When questioned by Senator Patrick Leahy (D-VT), “Do you accept and
understand that the Second Amendment recognizes an individual right to bear arms, Holder dodged: “I understand that
the Supreme Court has spoken.”)
Then the truth
starts to come out. This is our new US Attorney General! We are so F***ed!
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his
wife's voice urgently warning him, 'Ernie, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong
way on Interstate 77. Please be careful!' 'Heck,' said Ernie, 'It's not just one car.
It's hundreds of them!'
A little old lady was going up and down the halls in a nursing home. As
she walked, she would flip up the hem o f her night-gown and say 'Supersex.' She walked up to an elderly man
in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she said, 'Supersex.' He sat silently for a moment or two and finally
answered, 'I'll take the soup.'
Well I wouldn’t have believed
it if I wasn’t there, Mr. Mark Dagelen & his son came out to the gun range with me today. Just having Mr. Mark outdoors is impressive enough, but to have him actually out shooting with the boys, well that’s just fun-nominal! Max was amazing, this kid can shoot. We took it a little light today. Started off with 22’s into the 17HMR, then 9MM’s, 45ACP’s,
ended with some long range AR-10’s. I will have video up soon, we were very lucky to have Greg Best, & CSM Lewis
out there to reminded every one that we can shoot well just not well enough. (thanks guys).
