My friends at Riverport Brewing are running strong. You have to try their IPA, the best ever!!!

   An Israeli doctor said to a medical conference, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it into another and have him looking for work in six weeks!" The German doctor stood up and said, "Well medicine in my county is so advanced, we can take a lung out of one person and put it into another and have him looking for work on 4 weeks" The Russian doctor got up and said "My country is even more advanced, we can remove half a heart from one person, put it into another and have them both looking for work in just 2 weeks!" Not to be outdone, the American doctor stood up and addressed the conference, "Well", he said, "My country is so far advanced in medicine, we can take an Asshole out of Chicago, put him in the White House, and have half the country looking for work in 24 hours!" 

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John Kerry is now a Saint...On a Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D. C., Senator John Kerry's campaign manager visited the Cardinal of the Catholic cathedral. He told the Cardinal that John Kerry would be attending the next day's sermon, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Kerry to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Kerry a saint. The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the man, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Kerry's views." Kerry's manager then said, "Look. I'll write a check here and now for a donation of $100,000 to your church if you'll just tell the congregation you see Kerry as a saint." The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the church can use the money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon." As Kerry's campaign manager promised, Senator Kerry appeared for the Sunday sermon and seated himself prominently at the edge of the main isle. And, during the sermon, as promised, the Cardinal pointed out that Senator Kerry was present. Then the Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation -- "While Senator Kerry's presence is probably an honor to some, he is not my favorite person.  Some of his views are contrary to those of the church, and he tends to flip-flop on many other views. John Kerry is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a nit-wit. John Kerry is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. John Kerry is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed. He turned on his buddies in Vietnam. He wrote a book and portrayed himself in the best light when he was a traitor to his fellow service men. He has lied about his military record and had the gall to put himself in for a medal (including one that does not even exist). He married for money and is using it to lie to the American people. He also has a reputation for shirking his senatorial obligations both here, in Washington, and in Massachusetts. He simply is not to be trusted." The Cardinal completed his view of Kerry with, "But, when compared to Senator Ted Kennedy, Senator Kerry is a saint."

we must have missed this bar...

     I am not a huge fan of John Stewarts, but I do think he is funny. I don’t always agree with his political views. He recently had Jim Cramer from CNBC “Mad Money”, & steamrolled over the guy. (way to go John). the video below is the full episode of the Daily Show over 21min

One more time that an 11yr old girl proves that Doug Hund is a bigger puss than an 11yr old girl....

     Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, 'I need to get up and get a coke.' 'Don't get up,' said the Marine, 'I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it for you.'  As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, 'That looks good, I'd really like one, too.'  Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marine's other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Arab neighbors, 'Why does it have to be this way?' How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?' THE FEW THE PROUD. THE MARINES

IOWA CITY, IA—University of Iowa neuroscientists studying spatial learning and the effects of stress on memory announced Tuesday that a little son-of-a-bitch mouse ruined an experiment on cognitive performance by effortlessly navigating a maze that researchers spent nearly a year designing and constructing.    "read story here"....."see image here"

      Public Schools are so F…ed up! Public schools liberal agenda, with strong lean on socialism. Education of today’s youth is secondary. Read this story on a teacher punishing a child for being correct. Now on with the video from our friend Hannity..... reminding us how screwed we are.

     Ok, in a way I’m a nerd, geek, computer spaz, & so on, but you have to admit. Cool is cool, when you see something that just makes you say Holy Sh*t! Like a street car that can pull 7.8’s in the quarter mile, or a gun that can shoot over a mile accurately. Well check out a pc that blows everything away….

Polar Bears Are So Cute! Click to see large image

 

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Pepsi "It's Good For You!"

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Crap, I hate leaving tracks on the nude beach! (also)

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Neighbor Kid starting up a new Franchise..... good luck kid..

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Do you have a favorite kind of music?

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Fallout 3 is still the best game ever!!!!!!

 

 

      I saw Watchmen today, wow! What a great movie, I could have done with a little less blue sausage though. I mean why can’t it be a hot naked super heroine?