I do believe that you can purchase a very good carry gun for under $900.00, but when you plan on the next step up, get ready for a huge leap! Competition handguns can easily coast $2,500.00 and up! I have several handguns; they all have a purpose from competing to playing. Here are my recommendations:
I have tried many carry guns, most guns don't meet all my needs.
Either to heavy, to big, to small of shell captivity, or just not accurate. & I never used to be a fan of Glock, then I bought my last carry gun, G26 damn, this gun beets all my P10's, Colt Deffenders, even my Kimber Carry II. The weight is just right & with the
Crimson Trace grips just makes this the carry gun.
Now this is to take nothing away from wheel guns, I've had many & think the Ultra-Light models are great carry guns. It's just that most people can't shoot like this with a revolver...... that will be another rant.
A guy goes
to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says,
'Do you know me?' To which she replies, I think you're the father of one of my kids. Now his mind travels back
to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and asks, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that
I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery? She looks
into his eyes and says calmly, 'No ........ I'm your son's teacher.
Post are coming a little slow, I’m a tad under the weather.
Went to the doc’s yesterday with a 103.5 fever, that sucked. Trying to do a post from my bed with my notebook, GodI have been spoiled with my high dollar ergonomic keyboard.
Getting
caught up on movies, I've been watching a few DvD's when I'm awake
Denny's Honors Mother of Octuplets + 6 In honor of Californias
Octo-mom, Dennys will now be offering a Nadya Suleman Grand Slam breakfast. The breakfast consists of 14 eggs, no sausage, and the people at the next
table pay the check.
Wine and Water
To my friend who enjoys a glass of wine...and those who don't. As
Ben Franklin said: in wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at
the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in
feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk
when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health. Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water
and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service
Also Mike 10-e sent me a list of one
liners, but with my cold this one grabbed my attention:
If you have a bad cough, take
a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.
Once upon a time in a village,
a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.
The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced
that he would now buy at $20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the
supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer increased to $25 each and the supply
of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it! The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50! However, since he had to go to the city on some
business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him. In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. "Look
at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when the man returns from
the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each." The villagers rounded up with all their savings and bought all the
monkeys. Then they never saw the man or his assistant, only monkeys everywhere! Now you have a better understanding of how the stock market works.
If this doesn't make you laugh, you are truly humor impaired! The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early Retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered
for Retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body.
The officer got to choose what those two points would be. The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the
top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and Walked out with a bonus of $72,000. The second officer
who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked out with $96,000. The third one was a non-commissioned officer, a grizzly old Chief who, When asked
where he would like to be measured replied, "From the tip of my weenie to my testicles." It was suggested by
the pension man that he might want to reconsider; Explaining about the nice big checks the previous two officers had received. But the old Chief insisted and they decided
to go along with him providing the measurement was taken by a medical officer. The medical officer arrived and instructed
the Chief to "drop 'em," Which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Chief's Weenie and began to work back.
"Dear Lord!" he suddenly exclaimed, "Where are your testicles?" The old Chief calmly replied, "Vietnam!"
...... Thanks MrDucs
A professor at the
University of Idaho was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students. Realizing this was
not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front
row and said, 'Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?' She replied, 'probably deer hunting with his buddies.' It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom.........
