A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?' The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learned from that. So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids´ to a great University!' The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?' The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'  'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks would buy?' The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and `realistically´?' The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars. But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a homo.'                                  thanks Mike

     Two Irishmen, Pat & Mike were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Pat stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of Pat, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however,stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought to the matter, Pat blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into Guinness Beer!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of Guinness on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. Mike looked disgustedly at Pat whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going Pat! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat!

                 Thanks to Da Pimp

      The “NRA” is setting up for a new spokesman, the cut bettwen Tom Selleck, & Chuck Norris is a tight one. I would have taken Selleck, but Chuck Norris is a bad ass….

            What is the break from High Seas Piracy to Terrorist? If it ends unfavorable for American, Richard Phillips Capt. Of the Maersk Alabama. All hell should break against the Somalia pirates. This ship was delivering relief supplies to Kenya. The US armed forces said to have “Many assets in the immediate area”. They go farther to say that they now know that the US could or can put an end to the pirates in the area, if given permission from Obama. What the hell is the hold up, take them bastards out!

            From the AP “Retired U.S. Ambassador Robert Oakley, who was special envoy to Somalia in the 1990s, said U.S. special operations forces have drawn up detailed plans to attack piracy groups where they live on land, but are awaiting orders from the Obama national security team.” "Our special operations people have been itching to clean them up. So far, no one has let them," Oakley told the Daily News.

                           Update: Somalia's new government says it would be able to deal decisively with the piracy problems off its shores

Craigs List

           Sippy Cup

           You can have some imitation crab meat (sounds good to me)

           It's cool his wife is deaf

           Found Briefcase.... thank God for the air holes. ... Come on you remember..Richard???

Never ever drive with a suspended license! but you could make 3/4 of a million dollars.....

from Brother Tony

I would be in jail right now! 

واشنطن -- قالت ادارة اوباما الاربعاء انها ستشارك مباشرة في المجموعة محادثات مع ايران بشأن برنامجها النووي المشتبه به ، وتحول كبير آخر من الرئيس الامريكي جورج بوش في السياسة تجاه الأمة وصفه جزءا من محور الشر.

ونحن حتى سخيف الجوفا

    ♦ Shamwow?

    ♦ Your Camel has goats?

    ♦ Dalai Lama? "Dial a Llama"?

    ♦ More Goats"Goat Tree"

    ♦ Cool Redneck Cabin

    ♦ Micky D's?

    ♦ It's Laundry Day!

    ♦ Divorce Sucks!

    ♦ Work Sucks!

    ♦ I have to know what the noise was?

    ♦ WTF is this??????

    Getting the camp trailer ready for the season, & was unloading all the dvd’s that were left in it before the snow. Came across the dvd “Troy” what a good movie, just had to post the best clip from the movie.

Keith & Jane were over & told me about a new Black-Gun!

MrDucs sent in a beautiful love ballad form a man to his wife….

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