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Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Bow Shoot @ Freeman Creek
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Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean
they don't love you with all they have.. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One
day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank
to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head
Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as
she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news
and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by
jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The
bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him.. I am so sorry, but
he's dead.' Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?'
Happy Mental Health Day. You can do your bit by remembering to send an email to an unstable friend . . . done
my part! Thanks C.Whittington
Dumb-Assfrom CSM Lewis
We did not forget.... we know who are heroes are.... From the October 2007 issue (PDF) of Snakebite: This is the the end of a long, 18 month tour on active duty
and 12 months in theater, as National Guardsmen. And here are the words of 116 BCT Cmd. Sgt. Maj. Leroy
Lewis. We have made our area of operation a lot safer and better place to
live in then what it was when we arrived. Remember the number of direct fire attacks, I do, and they have been reduced dramatically.
Look at the number of schools in our provinces that we have opened. Count the number of hospitals, clinics, water
projects, agriculture projects, power generating projects that will do so much to increase the quality of life for the citizens.
We have helped train the Iraqi Army, the Iraqi Police, Oil Security Battalions, Fire Departments, judges, government officials,
and the list goes on and on.
Our BCT rolled up a lot of bad people and have taken
them off the streets to include Anti-Iraqi forces from numerous terrorist cells, high value targets from the old regime, kidnappers,
and just plain criminals. This has made a difference throughout the providences for the Iraqi people who want to live in a
free society.
We can not let our heroes be forgotten. CSM Lewis & those like
him need to be thanked every day! Please show your support for our boys keeping us safe....
Sunday, April 12, 2009
From my Internet? • Phychic cancels performance due to unforseen.... ? • Camel Toads thks to C.W.
• Saran Wrap & Syrup, plus a Dumbass woman = funny
• The Door to Hell... this is were my wife came from. just sayin' it's the same time frame. This
little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers, she yells, "Help, send the police to my house right away.
There's a damn Republican on my front porch and he's playing with himself. "What?" the operator exclaimed.
"I said there is a damn Republican on my front porch playing with himself; I don't know him and I'm afraid!
Please send the police!" the little old lady repeated. "Well, now, how do you know he's a Republican ?"
"Because, you damn fool, if he was a Democrat, he'd be screwing somebody" thanks Keith
Best... Knockout... EVER!
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Phillips free, Pirates Dead ! "Excellent"  Ship captain Phillips, 53, of Underhill, Vermont, was freed unharmed Sunday in a swift firefight
that killed three of the four Somali pirates who had been holding him for days in a lifeboat off the coast of Africa, the
ship's owner said and a U.S. official said. (Breitart.com)
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