Movie Cat Fights

You know this guy has to be a fighter, Boy Named Sue

You have to read the Affidavit, mostly the part about the Dogs Balls

Did you say lay-offs? The Singapore way

This is Now, Holly Sh*t !

Thanks Jack

Now That Looks Fast!

Corey Whittington sent in my new favorite sport : Shotgun Golf

In 1923, Who Was: 
1. President of the largest steel company? 
2. President of the largest gas company? 
3. President of the New York stock Exchange?
4. Greatest wheat speculator? 
5. President of the Bank of International Settlement? 
6. Great Bear of Wall Street? 
These men were considered some of the worlds most successful of their days. Now, 80 years later, the history book asks us, if we know what ultimately became of them. The Answers: 
1. The president of the largest steel company. Charles Schwab, died a pauper. 
2. The president of the largest gas company, Edward Hopson, went insane. 
3. The president of the NYSE, Richard Whitney, was released from prison to die at home. 
4. The greatest wheat speculator, Arthur Cooger, died abroad, penniless. 
5. The president of  the Bank of International Settlement, shot himself. 
6 The Great Bear of Wall Street, Cosabee Livermore, also committed suicide However,  in that same year, 1923, the PGA Champion and the winner of the most important golf tournament, the US Open, was Gene Sarazen. What became of him? He played golf until he was 92, died in 1999 at the age of 95. He was financially secure at the time of his death. The Moral: Screw Work. Play golf. thanks Mike 10-e

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   While in China , an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with purple spots.. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, 'I've got bad news for you --- you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it.' The man looks a little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc. 'The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis. 'The man screams in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion.' The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice.. Go ahead if you want but surgery is your only choice.' The next day the man seeks out a Chinese doctor figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely rare disease. 'The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that but what can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!' The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money that way. No need to opelate!' 'Oh, Thank God!' the man replies. ' Yes,' says the Chinese doctor, 'You no worry! Wait two weeks. Faw off by itself.                    thanks to Da Pimp

     A Crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside. As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar: COLD BEER: $2.00 / HAMBURGER: $2.25 / CHEESEBURGER: $2.50 / CHICKEN SANDWICH: $3.50 / HAND JOB: $50.00 Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole' biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers. She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker. "Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "may I help you?" The ole biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes, yes, I sure am". The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, "Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger".

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 Best Country Song: It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long

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