"If You Can Read, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read
It In English, Thank A Marine" Thanks Keith
This picture would make perfect
sense, if the tub had some water in it. Sometimes you just have to ask “WTF”
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and
every once In a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, "Ma'am,
there are $20 bills falling out of your bag." "Oh, really? Darn!" said the little old lady. "I'd better
go back, and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me." "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How
did you get all that money? "You didn't steal it, did you?" "Oh, no", said the little old lady. "You
see, my back yard is right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and
pee through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand behind the fence with my hedge clippers. Each time
some guy sticks his thing through the fence, I say, '$20 or off it comes'. "Well, that seems only fair" laughs
the cop. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?" "Well, you know", "not everybody
pays."
God, all this yard work is killing me. I am not very current
on new post, little busy in the outside. Thanks to our never-ending winter, only a few more months until we have snow again. I am trying to find a new type of edging to use around my pound & fire
pit. Came across this stone dealer out of Spokane, you have to check out this site.
