Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. 'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?' When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. 'God Almighty!' shouted Susie. The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class. A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?' But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt. 'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie. And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep. The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?' Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!' The nun fainted.

   Sitting together on a train was a black guy a redneck, a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts. The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the black guy has a bright red hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
   The old lady thinks: The black guy must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.
   The blonde girl thinks: That black guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.
   The black guy thinks: The redneck must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
   The redneck thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack that black guy again.

Thanks Styles

     I just started getting my fat ass away from my Xbox after many months of Fallout3 + expansion packs. & now I have just seen the trailer for Assassin's Creed II. If that isn't bad enough COD Modern Warfare 2 comes out in November here is the real video. 

     Well there is one good thing on October 30 we can go see Boondock Saints part 2 "All Saints Day"

    What a trade, I want to trade one old brick for 23 MacBook Pros, 14 iPhones and 9 iPod touches. & all this was done in just 31 seconds.

In reply to your email...     Ok dumbsh*ts, see if you can get this strait. Gun Rights means an "Individual's Right" It does not mean the National Gaurd! District of Columbia ~v~ Heller; Supreme Court of the United States held that the Second Amendment to the United States Constitution protects an individual's right to possess a firearm for private use.

   If you do not like this, move. don't move to Switzerland which requires that all able-bodied male citizens keep fully-automatic firearms at home. Also the Swiss country is found to be one of the safest countries. Oh, & New Zealand, while the poulation have a large number of firearms (more per capita than the US, oh and a much lower crime rate whoda figured that!). move to one of the many countries that do not have indiviual rights to owen a gun. Were socialism and communism are allowed to flourish.

How many guns can you name in this video?

    We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?  In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
   GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying some where?'  BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar , slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: You're next, Chubby.' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome.  Both result in death.

just turned in to Lewiston IF&G

Once agin I was dicked out of having fun with friends,

I had to work the day of Beerfest 2009 in lewiston ID.

what's that in the picture, Why thats Cliffy Da Pimp at Beerfest.

    Pete Broyles, a co-owner of Riverport Brewing Co. in Clarkston, unveiled a new brew, Steelhead Red, made especially for a steelhead fishing derby that takes place in the Lewiston-Clarkston Valley in the fall. "I've been to a lot of beer festivals," Broyles said. "This is a good turn-out." from the LMT

Zoo staff were surprised and amused to discover the new fixture.

Hacking Facebook is awesome, 

here is a facebook wall David D. Talking with Leith F.

part 1 - part 2 - part 3

Dumping Sarah part 1 - part 2

hacking Facebook "doesn't belong..."

hacking Joe's page, & f...ing up his marriage

they all think David is gay... sorry 

Valerie's poor hand...

nice sweater

Breena May's pigtales

hacking shelly "Shelly likes the brothers" 

Tiffany's new ornament

good old day's after the Rolling Stones concert 

Brian Houchin's album