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Thursday, October 1, 2009
Smoke a Pack a Day! Four hunting dogs were killed by wolves recently, according
to a hunter from Worley. Bill G. of Worley said he and Joseph N. of Elk River were bear hunting near Gold Butte east of Elk River when their hounds ran into a pack of wolves. According to Greenlee, three
of the hounds were killed outright and one more died later of its injuries. "We were running this
bear and they went up over the hill and the wolves just ran in there and killed them," he said. "It happened so
fast. now that's funny...
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp. The smaller one turned to the bigger
one and said, “I can’t unnerstand how you kin be so much bigger ‘n me. We’re the same age, we was
the same size as kids…I just don’t get it.”
Well,” said the big ‘gator, “What you
been eatin’ boy?”
“Politicians & Liberals, same as you,” replied the small ‘gator.
“Hmm. Well, where do y’all catch ‘em?”
“Down the other side of the swamp near the parkin’
lot by the Capitol.”
“Same here. Hmm. How do you catch ‘em?”
“Well, I crawls up
under one of them Lexus and wait fer someone to unlock the door. Then I jump out, grab ‘em on the leg, shake the crap
out of ‘em, and eat ‘em!”
“Ah!” says the big alligator, “I think I see your problem.
You ain’t gettin’ any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin’ the crap out of a Liberal, there ain’t nothin’ left an asshole and a briefcase.”
thanks Mr Reynolds
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Tuesday, September 29, 2009
It's Over Getting ready for the hunting camp with the Savages, & the Mikey L. Should be a hell of a weekend in Elk River, ID...... Thank God, all the summer events are f***ing over. Damn I hate working
@ all the fairs, rodeos, monster truck, & demo derby, & motocross shows, not to mention all the little fundraisers in the middle. What the hell is wrong with all the freaks in this town? Why the hell don't they stay home, or do something constructive with their time & money? I mean, does a
reasonable man think I'm going to load up my toothless wife, & my fat-ass A.D.H.D. children, & pay the better part of $80.00 bucks to get them into an event, & then spend an additional $120.00 on $12.00 bucks
worth of food & beer. Hell Yes! Why save money for college or dental work for Christ Sakes. My family deserves to go to the carnival.
& I have a message to "all you toothless fat sack of welfare sh*t" I can see why people are getting in the news for smacking other people little retarded load mouth child, because lazy f..ks like you just use these events to ditch your little unwanted pregnancies off on anyone that is near by, well in the meantime
your drinking $4.00 beer with money you either barrowed or were given by tax payers (I know you don't have a job). "Get off your ass & get a job, quit blowing your money on crap, & leaching off the working class!"
Brewery makes 18.2% beer; campaign groups call them 'irresponsible',
Sunday, September 27, 2009
from Mike 10-e: What do you get when you mix PMS with GPS? ......A crazy bitch who
will find you!
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