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Friday, October 9, 2009
Obama Wins Every F***king Award on the Planet
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A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday
sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. T he second
worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth
worm was put into a container of good clean soil. At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol - Dead. The second worm in cigarette smoke – Dead. Third worm in chocolate syrup –
Dead. Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive. So the Minister asked the congregation - What did you learn from this demonstration?
Mike 10-e was sitting in the back, quickly raised his hand and said, 'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you
won't have worms!' That pretty much ended the service. - This
year I am dressing as a MSNBC reporter, all I need is a black mans ass to put my lips on... - - - - Lynyrd Skynard - God & Guns
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Friday, October 9, 2009
PowerwheelsThis Christmas. Batteries are for suckers, gas up your kids ride and take on the
world!
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Whos on First?????
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry
me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting
and played golf a lot and drank beer with all his friends, and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat
up and farted whenever he wanted. The end.
His Story.... sounds
legit
schizophrenia This is to demonstrate the virtual hallucinations of patients with schizophrenia.
It has the same voice that I hear in my head, but all the voices I hear tell me how awesome I am.
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Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Bad Ass Drag Queens... A few young men are out picking fights with people on the street, But they picked the wrong victims
on this occasion after being floored by two cross-dressers who happen to be cage fighters. (about 1minute & 10secounds
into the video, they were to far gone)
Fat Guy & his ChickenFat Guy has a heart attack for McDonald's Chicken! All I want is my F**KIN Chicken.
"NSFW audio"
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Monday, October 5, 2009
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Sunday, October 4, 2009
Villains Man's Heart of Darkness: A montage of the best
villains to grace the silver screen, displaying the human condition at its worst.
Fail
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