Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar,
you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.' Mujibar said,
'I am ready.' The manager said, 'Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green ..' Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, 'Mister manager, I am ready.' The manager said,
'Go ahead.' Mujibar said, 'The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, Yellow, this is
Mujibar.' Mujibar now works at a call center. No doubt you have spoken to him. I know I have.
AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD
THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE
TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS
REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.
4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR
ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
5. IF YOU HAVE A
BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE -
WD-40 AND
DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
7. IF YOU CAN'T
FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM .
from
Mike 10-e
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman
may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may
visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back
down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign
on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intri gued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign
reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues
upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 'Wow,'
she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men
Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand
it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous,
Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where
the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists
solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street. The first
floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer. The third, fourth,
fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
