Modern Warfare 2 is in the 10-e.net office, so you all know what that means. No phone, no
visitors, no big post on the site & lots' of Red-bull...... this is by far the best game so far.....
A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the
limit, even though he knew that he was not speeding... Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same
spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. Now he began to think that this was quite funny, so he
drove even slower as he passed the area again, but the traffic camera again flashed. He tried a fourth time with the
same result. He did this a fifth time and was now laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past, this time at a snail's
pace. Two weeks later, he got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt. You can't fix stupid. thanks KJ
University of New Mexico junior defender Elizabeth Lambert has been
suspended indefinitely from the women's soccer team after her rough play during a match against BYU in the semifinals of the
Mountain West Conference tournament.
University of Utah's Genetic Science Learning Center created this zoomable window that compares
the size of a coffee bean with smaller things like a grain of salt, a paramecium, a red blood cell, a human egg, a glucose
molecule, and so on, all the way down to a carbon atom.
A husband and wife were going out for the evening. They got ready, all dolled up, and put the cat outside.
The taxi arrives and, as the couple go out, the cat shoots back into the house. They don´t want the cat shut in the
house all evening, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the cat out. The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty, explains to the taxi driver, "He´s just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother." A few minutes later,
the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," he says. "Stupid old thing was hiding under the bed
and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then the bitch scratched me, so I tossed her fat-ass out
the window."
A big-game hunter went on safari with
his wife and mother-in- law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the lady awoke to find her mother
gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. The hunter picked up his rifle and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight. The mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a
large male lion stood facing her. The wife cried, "What are we going to do?" "Nothing," said
the hunter husband. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."
The lawyer cabled his client overseas: "Your mother-in-law passed away
in her sleep. Shall we order burial, embalming or cremation?" Back came the reply, "Take no chances - order all three."
A man was leaving a convenience store
with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind
the second hearse was a solitary man walking a very mean looking dog on a leash. Behind that were 200 men walking
single file. The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the guy walking the dog and said,
"I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?" The man replied, "Well, that first
hearse is for my wife." "What happened to him?" The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her." He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?" The man answered, "My mother-in-law.
She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her." A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes
between the two men. "Can I borrow the dog?" "Get in line."
