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Saturday, November 28, 2009
Blond Password:
During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento
When asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include
at least one capital.
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young boy had just received his driver's permit and asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car. His father
said he would make a deal with his son. "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average,
study your Bible a little, get your hair cut and we'll talk about The car." The boy thought about that
for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer and they agreed on it. After about six weeks his father said, "Son,
I've been real proud.. You brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your
Bible, but I'm real disappointed you didn't get your hair cut." The young man paused a moment then
said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson
had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair. And there's even
a strong argument that Jesus had long hair." To this his father replied, "Did you also notice that they
all walked everywhere they went?"
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My son is my pride and joy 4 friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several
drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, 'My son is
my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics
and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became
so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.' The second guy said, 'Darn, that’s
terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot.
Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets He's so rich that he gave his best
friend a brand new jet for his birthday.' The third man said: 'Well, that’s terrific! My son studied in the best
universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire.
He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion.' The
three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: 'What are all
the congratulations for?' One of the three said: 'We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. What
about your son?' The fourth man replied: 'My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.' The three
friends said: 'What a shame... what a disappointment.' The fourth man replied: 'No, I’m not ashamed. He's my son
and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000
square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.'
( Thanks Cliff for sharing your dads story with us. )
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