the Motel

   When I checked into my motel, I said to the lady at the desk:

"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."

"No," she said, "it's regular porn, you sick bastard."

     A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over and put his arm around the sheep. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi. That evening, the man brought Nancy to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get 'those feelings' again. He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Nancy and told her he hadn't had sex for months. Nancy batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him. He said, 'Yes, would you mind taking the dog for a walk?'

sent from Mike 10-e, My turn !

sent in from Big Mike

From the video ''A Pittance of Time''

   Sorry I don't know how quite I could be, well I was smashing the back of that guys head in with a can of chicken noodle soup.... 

20 Things Worth Knowing About Beer

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They see me rollin'

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does this effect the ass-to-mouth rule?

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I just don't know wich one

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Where should I eat?

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    The loss of our friend has put a great burden on our hearts, we will miss him dearly. but the joy and happiness that he brought into our lives will live on, we will smile and laugh when we look inside at the times we had together, We will cherish those wonderful memories and celebrate his life for the rest of our days A greater loss would to have not known  him at all, and for that we thank you Burdo for enhancing our lives You will be missed.    from Jeff Chambers (flintgunr)

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