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Friday, April 23, 2010
Are you & Obama really a match I am not a match..... wow, who would'a thunk
it.
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Search continues for Rachael Anderson
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InformationWeek - Paul McDougall - 17
hours ago A NASA space-borne observatory is giving researchers new insights into solar
events that impact life on Earth. By Paul McDougall NASA's recently launched Solar Dynamics Observatory is returning the
first, ultra-high resolution images of solar gases and ...
Controversy facing Matt Stone and Trey Parker after last week's South Park (episode 200) depicted Muhammad, founder of Islam, concealed in a bear suit. Today, penguinman1337 writes "Apparently, all is not well over at Comedy Central. The heavily censored version of
episode 201 that aired last night has a lot of people angry, including the show's creators." From their note: "In
the 14 years we've been doing South Park we have never done a show that we couldn't stand behind. We delivered our version
of the show to Comedy Central and they made a determination to alter the episode. It wasn't some meta-joke on our part.
Comedy Central added the bleeps."

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That should make the guys donate! - It's A Man Baby
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Friday, April 23, 2010
Wait, did you just draw... Oh, right then
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Best screen shot from a video gamethe winner is
What what. In the butt. "See the rest here"
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How To Train Your Dragon
This is my new favorite movie, click image for movie trailer....
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Thursday, April 22, 2010
PacMan While he was handcuffed, suspected bank robber John H. Ford, 35, of Cleveland, managed
to eat a note. Police believe it was the note he used to ask a bank teller for money. "He grabbed it in his
mouth, just like Pacman,'' said Twinsburg police Patrolman Daniel Biada Ford couldn't devour the stack of cash. Police found
it in his Ford Escort.
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Sunday, April 18, 2010
Young guy from Idaho moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The
manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Idaho."
Well, the boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how
you did." His first day on the job was rough, but he got thru it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down.
"How many sales did you make today?" The kid says, "One." The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people
average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?" The kid says "$101,237.64" The boss says "$101,237.64?
What the hell did you sell?" The kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook.
Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he
said down at the coast so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that
twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it so I took him down to the automotive
department and sold him that 4X4 Blazer." The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him
a boat and truck?" The kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said, "Well,
your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing."
A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. 'I don't want to know,' the child said, bursting
into tears. 'Promise me you won't tell me.' Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, 'When I was six, I
got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me
with the 'There's no Santa' speech. If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing
left to live for.'
The teacher asks the kids "If you were covered
in something other than skin, what would you like it to be and why?" The first kid replies "Gold, so I could scratch
a bit off then gather it up and buy a BMW" The next boy says "Platinum, because it's more expensive than gold,
so if I scratched a bit off, I could get a Ferrarri". Johnny replies "I'd like to be covered in pubic hair. My
older sister's only got a little patch, but you want to see the amount of cars outside her house".
A married couple down on their luck decides to make a few extra bucks by reluctantly
having the wife work the corner. After the first day the husband picks her up and asks "how did you do?". She
says, "I did pretty well, I made $200.50". He asks, "What asshole gave you 50 cents?" and she replies
"all of them".
< This one is a little sick....but I lol >
Two homeless men are standing around bragging about their day. The First hobo says "Today i found $20, and was able
to buy a nice hot meal. It was my luckiest day ever!". to which the second hobo replies: "oh yeah, my day was way
better! I was at the train yard, and found a woman tied to the train tracks. After I untied her, we made love all day".
First homeless man asked "Did you get a blow Job?"....... "Naw, I couldnt find her head"
I locked my keys in my car outside of an abortion clinic the
other night. It turns out they get really pissed when you go in and ask them for a coat hanger. By Far The Worst Joke So Far! A woman successfully
gives birth after several hours of labor. The doctor takes the baby and leaves the room to perform some tests. Several minutes
later, the doctor returns with the baby in his arms and then suddenly begins to punch it, kick it, throw it about the room
and slam it against an adjacent wall. The woman screams, "OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BABY?!" To which
the doctor replies, "April Fool's! It was already dead!" .............< I know you Laughed, don't lie! >
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Stuttering Cat As explained by a grade 4 student ...A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
"Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat
who stuttered." The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe
the incident. 'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got
a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!' 'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.
'It sure was,' said the little girl. 'My kitty raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF," but before she
could say 'F*ck!', the Rottweiler ate her! The teacher had to leave the room.
Thanks BRD
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