Q. How many cops does it take to push a black man down
the stairs?
A. None..he fell.
I ran into Hitler. I was surprised to see him and asked him what he was up to? He said "This time
I am going to kill 6 million Jews and two clowns!" "Two Clowns? Why are you going to kill two clowns?" "See?
Nobody cares about zee Jews."
A white woman and a black man are dancing at a club, and after a while things start to get hot and heavy. After some heavy kissing and petting, the woman
makes the suggestion that they return to her apartment for the night.
When the couple arrives at the
woman's apartment, they begin passionately kissing and undressing each other, preparing to have frenzied and unrepentant
sex with each other.
However, the white woman, curious as she was, asked the black guy as he was taking
off his pants, "before you take them off....is it true what they say about black guys?"
With
a suave yet sinister look, he looked into her eyes and said "baby, of course." He then proceeded to stab her and
ran out with her purse
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Q. Why don't you see black people on cruise ships?
A. They're not falling for that again.
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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? neither have they.
What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job? You just KNOW she'll swallow.
